Potty Time

This may be classified as a TMI post so I am just warning you right now to not read on if you do not like this type of written material.

It was time for a bathroom run at work. I headed to the restroom and choose a stall. That is what women do.  I look down before I sit down...people are really gross here at work, and I see this white thing sticking in the toilet. (pic on left).  What the hell is that thing, I'm thinking.   I've never seen that before. Not all the toilets have that white thing so long and big sticking in the toilet bowl.  I look at it, I study it, I follow the cord and determine it's the end of the hose from the white smelly thing in the bathroom stall. (pic on right) So the questions in my head start.  Why is there one directly in the stall?  Is it stink activated?  I thought this was pretty funny. Is it going to squirt when I am sitting down?  Are they getting ready to turn all toilets into bedays?   Or is it an electrocution device and someone is trying to off someone at the office.  Even though I kind of figured out what it was, I was still uncertain about the white thing and sat down very gently ready to jump up if something happened.  What's even funnier is that I am snapping pictures. I came out of the bathroom laughing my head off.