Thursday, October 22, 2009

TMI Thursday #1

TMI Thursday

If Livit LuvIt can do a TMI Thursday so can I.  Skip over to her blog for the rules if you want in on the action.

This, my lovely blog friends and stalkers, is my first TMI Thursday. I was never really sure I had the guts to be a part of TMI Thursdays, but what just happened to me is priceless and funny and embarrassing and my god, I must have been half asleep getting dressed for work yesterday morning.

So I am on my way to the bathroom, first trip of the morning belly full of coffee so I really had to pee bad.  

       Why do most TMIs happen in the bathroom?  

Lifted up my skirt, dropped my thongs
        Who drops their thong? I pulled them down and went pee, you know, the usual way for girls to pee. (all you perverts get that mental picture out of your head)


Did a llittle Facebook status' reading on my crackberry (don't tell me you don't take your phone in the bathroom with you and read a few emails) and then after a few minutes decided I was finished with my bathroom antics.  Proceeded to pull everything back up - so here I am pulling up my thong and noticed it was on sideways, (do you know what the means-seriously now, do you?  If you're a girl you do!! ) How the hell does that crap happen?  I sit back down because now I have to take the damn thing off to put it on the correct way - struggling with getting it over my 6" pumps, it gets stuck on the heel while taking if off.  Now to put it back on - those things are so tiny and the side could be the back, which could be the bottom, which could be the other side, no wonder I put it on wrong to begin with.  FINALLY I figure out which end goes where.  Then I notice since it was on sideways that the moisture side that was down (ewww) will now be on my right side hip.  God, why?  ewww, does it smell? will it dry, will I have to walk around like that all day?  All these questions are going through my head and I tip toe out of the bathroom wash my hands and creep back to my desk.  SAFE!!

Totally embarassed!

16 comments:

Organic Meatbag said...

Hahahaha! Hilarious! And yeah, the moisture will likely agitate you all day... happens to me when I put my thong on crookedly! I mean...oooops...never mind...hahaha!

LiLu said...

Oh, the sideways-thonging... it can happen to anyone!

Pamela said...

Oh you poor thing! Been there, done that. Bet you can't wait to get home and take a shower after all that! {{HUGS}}

carissajaded said...

HAHA! This happened to me 2 days ago! Only it was backwards and I was wearing light pants (didn't want to get them dirty on the floor) and I was too lazy to do the whole take my pants off in heels thing, so i just left it. Laziness prevailed over comfort.

Omix4 said...

LOL...sounds like a morning routine on auto-pilot. And, the perfectionist made you turn it around, right.

Mass Hole Mommy said...

LMFAO! Hilarious!

Hit 40 said...

I am so old!! I have never understood the point of even wearing a thong. You should have just thrown it away and went commando!!!

bikramyogachick said...

thank God this wasn't a story that started off with "so I had too many glasses of wine and had to go pee"
You would have never figured out how to get that thing back on correctly then!

Zan said...

I totally agree with Hit 40. I commend you for just wearing one of those things.

Stacy (the Random Cool Chick) said...

Been there, too - and I never could figure out how I managed to put them on sideways in the first place and not notice.

;)

tina said...

lmao.....tooo funny!!
i am honestly a "granny panties" kind of girl....maybe if i lost 100lbs i would wear thongs.
jeez, look at what you can get people to admit too.. lol
xoxoxo

**Nicole** said...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....

Hey now, was the stalker comment for me?! You KNOW you love me!

AND I'm giving you award! :D (wondering what my poor readers are going to think when they hop over and read this...think I will post a warning...LOL!!!)

**Nicole** said...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....

Hey now, was the stalker comment for me?! You KNOW you love me!

AND I'm giving you award! :D (wondering what my poor readers are going to think when they hop over and read this...think I will post a warning...LOL!!!)

Tracie said...

That is too funny!!! I really don't know how you can stand to wear a thong in the first place, but if it works (unlike today!) more power to you!

Sara said...

That was brave. And graphic.

Happens to all of us, sadly.

cozy heat said...

That is awesome. Like it.